Tiny terrors Chloe Foster and Riley Star are all set to cause as much spring break mayhem as possible in their hotel. These petite blonde troublemakers can't keep their hands off each other, getting frisky in the stairwells and flashing every time they think nobody is looking… they even get caught fingering each other by the ice machine! But the real action happens when they're alone in their hotel room. Chloe and Riley don't even bother shutting the door before they trash their bed. Their neighbor isn't having all the noise, so when he catches them in the middle of their girl-on-girl antics, they decide to fuck him to keep him quiet. It doesn't quite work out that way, considering how loud these girls squeal when they have a dick to share between them in a threesome! Who wouldn't want to get tag-teamed by these tiny natural beauties?
Every Spring Break in Miami, me and my buddy JMac go pussy hunting for teenage tail from out of town. We hit paydirt when we ran into these four bikini babes who wanted to bring us to a pool party that turned out to be a bare-tit paradise. This buxom blonde Brandi Bae was all over JMac, but when he looked closer he found out how she really likes to party: with a buttplug in her ass and another girl twerking against her tits. And that's just what she got when one of the partiers, dark-haired Mandy Muse, decided to join the fun. Eventually, Brandi, JMac and I snuck off to the bathroom where I shot a video Brandi could keep forever so she would always remember what she did on spring break: sucking and fucking JMac's dick! Then out of nowhere that girl Mandy from the pool wandered in and this private party really got hot… especially when Mandy took JMac's fat cock deep in her ass…
Gangbang fans rejoice because Chloe Cherry is determined to show she's the sluttiest of them all! Tarzan is hanging out with his buddies, Ricky Manani, Logan Long and Jack Escobar, when the conversation turns to Chloe, Tarzan's new step-sister. They all agree that Chloe is really hot, but she seems shy and reserved. When Tarzan reveals he stole Chloe's phone, the guys go through her photos, hoping to find a few sexy selfies. They find even better: a hot video of the teen slut masturbating! That's when Chloe comes in the room and offers them a live version of the video they were watching in exchange for her phone! The horny blonde has other plans that get her tight pussy dripping wet! It's not every day she is surrounded by four cocks and she fully intends on making the most of it! After Chloe puts her cock-sucking lips to good use, her step-brother and his friends fill all her holes and get her airtight, all while documenting the hot gangbang with her phone!
The always elegant Esperanza del Horno is leaving on a business trip. Erik Everhard, her boyfriend, takes advantage of the fact she's gone to book dates with girls he met online. Lucy Heart and Rebecca Volpatti are surprised to have been double-booked, but they make the most of it by initiating a threesome! However, they are soon interrupted by Esperanza, who returns home and catches her boyfriend in the act of not only cheating on her with one girl--but two sluts! These three cock hungry hotties then decide to gang up on poor Erik, who gets punished by getting overwhelmed with pussy galore! Will Erik be able to satisfy all three of these luscious ladies, or will Esperanza realize that she should go away more often--especially if it means that she'll be able to share her boyfriend's big dick with two of the hottest sluts Europe has to offer!
Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to two of the hottest pornstars in the industry: Ashley Adams and Jenna Foxx! Come spend the day with these two sluts as they take the streets of Miami by storm! We meet up with these busty beauties on the beach as they flash their massive boobs and have some fun building sand castles. When Charles Dera meets up with these two luscious ladies, they decide to go on a road trip where they cause traffic on the highway by sucking some dick in the backseat! When we needed to stop for gas, these girls start flicking their clits and squirting all over the convertible! There's nothing these wild and cock crazy ladies won't do, so enjoy spending the day with Ashley and Jenna as they suck cock on the freeway, squirt from their pussies in the street and eventually take Charles back to their hotel where they fuck his brains out with their fantastic tits and asses on full display! Ashley and Jenna absolutely love fucking around Miami, especially if it means spending the day with Reality Kings!
Scarlett and her new boyfriend, Jmac, love making their own homemade porn videos. They get a thrill from streaming their sex life out over the internet, having all sorts of strangers from all walks of life watching them fuck on camera. But with Scarlett's new stepmom Aaliyah at home, the young couple are worried that she'll ruin all their fun… Overhearing the moaning, this sneaky step-mom walks in to catch the web stars in a compromising position - not only were they fucking right under her nose, but their show is bland! It's time for Aaliyah to teach these teens a lesson in how to make their internet sexcapades a real success, bringing in more viewers than they could have ever hoped for!
Dee just can't get her new grill started. She's got the sausages ready, the gas pumping, but the lighter just won't spark! Her relaxing afternoon and craving for sausage are put on hold as she calls in her neighbor to help find the problem. Things start to sizzle as Robby arrives with an answer to both her issues - the broken barbecue and a yearning for meat. As things escalate, Dee's husband Cody stumbles into the backyard BBQ bang. Surprisingly, he's only upset that he wasn't invited in the first place. If this is what Dee does all day while her husband is out, why not take part? The succulent Dee finally gets her fill as this quick cookout turns into a full blown sausage party!
Our two playful girls, Molly and Lola, have invited us to watch as they get absolutely filthy - by rubbing mud all over each other's tight, sexy bodies! After they've gotten down and dirty, we follow them into the shower where they spend some time making out, getting each other - and their pussies - soaking wet as we capture every slick detail on film. We're even forced to hose down these two as their lesbian shower turns steamier than we expected. They quickly gobbled up the first stud we invited in, and it wasn't until we pulled in a second dick that they finally got what they were waiting for - a muddy, wet, cum-filled Euro Sex Party!
Brunette Jessie Wylde has waited months to make a move on her workplace crush, Sean Lawless, at her office holiday party, and she's pulling out all the stops in her sexy red velvet dress. It's a simple matter of maneuvering Sean under the mistletoe… that is until Jessie's work rival, the sexy blonde stunner Piper Perri, intervenes. Piper thinks Jessie is strictly on Santa's “nice list,” but she's wrong if she thinks Jessie isn't determined: if she can't bring Sean under the mistletoe, she'll bring the mistletoe to Piper! And things will get so steamy on this winter's night that it will have the other party goers looking on, jealous as the girls pull out Sean's stocking stuffer and give him the blowjob most men want for the holidays. It's a vision of a hot holiday threesome to dance in your head, especially when Piper and Jessie pass a big load of cum back and forth!
It's Christmas Eve and Taylor Sands, Henessy and Shalina Devine are eagerly awaiting for Santa. They are disappointed with the gifts they've been receiving and they want to teach him a lesson! When they catch him – or should we say Erik Everhard parading as Santa! – and find out they've made the naughty list, they set out to prove him just how naughty they can be! Or maybe they want to prove they're nice? Whichever one will get them more presents! First, Taylor does a lapdance for him! Then, they strip him and discover a big hard dick hiding under his iconic red suit! Then, the three naughty Euro beauties suck his cock, hoping to prove they can also be nice! Their efforts are rewarded when Erik gives them a special present: a big double-sided dildo! Henessy and Shalina immediately suck and fuck their new toy while Erik licks Taylor's dripping wet pussy! Then, Erik/Santa gets to pound three grateful pussies! Merry Christmas!
Big-titted brunette Liza Kolt from Ukraine likes it soft and sweet and loves it hard and fast, even in her ass! This natural beauty describes her instant anal orgasms as a “miracle,” claims to like facefucking, and demonstrates that she's flexible enough to wrap her legs around you twice, even in high heels. Liza puts on a show, fingering her pussy and toying her clit until she cums. But this solo act becomes a party when Renato and Chad Rockwell show up to make sure Liza gets her fill of cock, starting with two big mouthfuls. After that she slides her pretty asshole down on a dick before these guys give her the spitroast she's craving… and in Europe, that doesn't mean BBQ! Liza shows them just how acrobatic she can be when she blows one during a headstand while the other toys her pussy and fucks her ass. After some double penetration, the guys treat Liza to two sloppy helpings of anal creampie!
It's Spring Break and Robby Echo is throwing a pool party, Reality Kings-style! The pool is filled with the hottest chicks who are all ready to shake their booties and flash their tits to make this Spring Break party the most memorable it can be! Of course, we're there to catch all the action! Things get hot very fast and bikinis come off! While Robby is busy sampling the perky tits and tight asses on display, we spot Alex Blake and Kara Lee making out in a corner. Of course, we share this vital information with the host who decides to get in on the action! The two horny beauties team up to suck Robby's cock and they even let us watch! Then, they take turns fucking him as the party continues in the background! I don't know about you, but that's what I call a fantastic pool party! You're gonna wish you were there!
After a long night of relaxing, snacking, and fucking, the last thing I wanted to do was wake up to a giant mess and have to explain it to my domineering step-mom. My house is in ruins and Helena is gonna be home any second. It also looks like my lazy girlfriend, Carolina, is more worried about whether or not she's going to get more dick than clean up this pigsty. Fuck, who am I kidding? She's begging for it while rolling around in those pajamas that barely cover anything… She arches her back on the couch, showing her eager body, teasing me… Fine. All right. Just a quickie then we'll clean up before Helena gets here! That's a plan, right? Who could focus on picking up trash when your hot girlfriend is begging for more? She slides her warm wet mouth over my cock as she stares at me with those blue eyes… Wait? Is that a car door? How long has it been?!
Ladies and gentlemen, today we have a special treat. This is for all you booty Connoisseurs and titty savants. Here, we do not merely have yet another porn scene to be advertised to plebeians for only being "hot" or "sexy." What we have here for you is a new level of bountiful breasts and ample asses. Today, we present to you a world class level of performance and talent, captured by two of the most passionate and impactful women in the industry - Angela White and Bridgette B. First, they entrance and tease - using their curves and the roiling concoctions of smoke and water to capture and keep your precious attention. These two women take our music video and elevate it beyond what we could have imagined. However, I must reassure the loyal fans, this isn't all just sensuous teasing and musical enticement. Once the music ends, the real fun begins. Angela and Bridgette drag our male talent into a sloppy, filthy, no-holds-barred threesome accented by bouncy titfucking, vigorous anal, and the hottest positions enacted by the most delightfully curvy and powerful succubi you've ever seen. But, my friends, do not take my word for it -- part the smoke and see for yourselves…
We hope you like thick girls, because we've got two fine specimens for you! Meet Katrina Moreno and Marta Lacroft, two euro beauties with big tits and even bigger asses, which Erik Everhard and Alberto Blanco are more than happy to sample for you. But first, they give pink vibrating toys to the horny girls who immediately start playing with them. While their pussies get dripping wet, the guys use a riding crop to spank the girls' thick asses. Soon, the toys prove not enough for the two curvy vixens, so they show Erik and Alberto just how cock-hungry they are by wrapping their luscious lips around their big hard dicks! Katrina and Marta then take turns riding and sucking Erik and Alberto!
There's a confident knock at the door, and Cory moves to answer it, her silk robe revealing her curvy body. She ushers Blair quickly inside, making sure Jmac isn't following behind. As soon as the door shuts, Cory presses Blair against the wall and begins exploring her body with her hands. She forcefully kisses Blair and slips her fingers into her already-wet pussy. In her college uniform, Blair looks like the perfect teen target aching for Cory to use her body. The older women slowly slides off the young girl's panties, pressing her face in-between her supple cheeks as she flicks her tongue along her ass and slit. But, Cory doesn't want to be the only one putting in work… She leads Blair to the couch for easier access. The teen quickly gets to work burying her face in the delicious MILF pussy, sliding her tongue up and down, sucking on Cory's clit as she moans in pleasure. But even the most secretive of pairings get caught eventually - and oblivious boyfriend Jmac walks in to find his girlfriend and step-mother writhing passionately together on the couch! Well, one way to keep loose tongues quiet is to give them something else to do… So the seductive Blair and Cory entice Jmac into joining in… But can his stamina and passion match the dirty aggression of these two ladies? Few are up the task! Let's see, shall we?
Spring Break lives on, baby! We're back at the club where the wet T-shirt contest is still going on and Jmac is still trying to get laid for Spring Break! Well, luckily for him I think he's found not one but two pussies for the price of one! Remember those two hotties our boy Jmac was trying to pick-up at the club? Those two smoking hot chicks were interested in getting a big tip--but little did they know that Jmac wasn't talking about the cash he was flashing, but the big dick in his pants! Jmac gets these two smoking hot ladies to bring him into the VIP section of the club where he offers them some cash to flash their tits and asses! These two sluts are ready to take Jmac for all the money he's got, and he won't stop paying up until both of these fine club honeys have taken his huge load all over their pretty slutty faces! There's nothing like sticking your dick to two hot club chicks in the confines of the VIP room during Spring Break!
The ever-so-sexy Sami St. Clair woke up in bed with her boyfriend Tyler Steel still horny as fuck from their late night of banging all night. Sami and Tyler start hooking up, only when Tyler's new stepmom Blake Morgan suddenly enters the room! Tyler covers himself and his college girlfriend up as Blake asks if they want some breakfast. Ms. Morgan gets Tyler to run out to the store, which gives her time to be alone with Sami! While Sami enters the shower, Blake can't help but want to sneak in and get a peek at what her new stepson has been tapping! So when Sami catches Blake watching her masturbate in the shower, this tempting teen gets turned on by the fact that a slutty MILF like Blake Morgan is eager to get at her beaver! But when Tyler returns, will his new stepmom be willing to share his girlfriend's dripping wet pussy with him? Looks like what Blake was really hungry for was some hot sex with two teens who could use her experience!
Is it me or is it getting hot in here? Either way, this scene is sure to raise the heat even more! Euro beauties Kira Queen, Tina Kay and Vicky Love are inviting you to an exclusive pool party and they're horny as fuck! Thankfully, Raul Costa and Erik Everhard are there to satisfy their craving for cocks. But first, the hot models tease their tits and asses by the pool during a one of a kind photoshoot which just gets them hornier and hornier! Then, they go into the water to cool down, but their teasing continues in the pool. It's a good thing Erik has an underwater camera, that way you don't miss a thing! After splashing around, the horny girls finally get the big hard cocks they've been craving and an unforgettable poolside orgy ensues!
After a night out on the town, Sean Lawless has picked up two smoking hot sluts to join him on his private jet. Marsha May and Naomi Woods are ready to party and eager to get fucked! This playboy is looking to bring these beautiful blondes up into the sky where they will help him join the mile high club! Marsha May and Naomi Woods are so fucking excited to join Sean in the skies that they are eager to show off their carry-on--specifically their beautiful boobs and amazing asses! Marsha and Naomi flash their boarding passes to Sean, who rubs his face between these gorgeous women's breasts to make sure they're worth bringing on board! Marsha and Naomi show off their perfect asses as they climb up the stairs. Once this plane takes off, these sexy sluts can't wait to shake their asses and fondle their tits but after a while, these horny babes can't wait to get after Sean's cockpit! After Marsha and Naomi get Sean hard as a rock by kissing each other and letting him lick their dripping wet pussies! Marsha and Naomi get to business as they each worship his big cock together like the sluts they are, then each take a turn riding that big cock until they cum and the mile high club! One thing's for sure: we're never tired of having these motherfucking tits and asses on this motherfucking plane!
Avery Adair is hanging out with her boyfriend Bruce Venture. The teens are horny, but Avery is scared her stepmom Olivia Fox will catch them if they do anything. Nevertheless, Bruce unzips his pants and his slutty girlfriend just can't resist wrapping her lips around his big hard cock. Of course, that's when Ms. Fox comes back home, forcing the teens to run to Avery's bedroom where they start fucking. Soon, Avery's moans alert her stepmom who busts in on the teens! Olivia's pussy gets soaking wet when she sees Bruce's big boner. After getting a taste of it, the hot stepmom talks her way into joining the teens into a threesome during which she teaches them how to take their fuck session to the next level!
Robby Echo is over at his girlfriend Khloe Kapri's house. He's horny and wants to fuck, but Khloe wants to sleep. When she tells him that tonight's not the night, he decides to go to the kitchen. Meanwhile, Alissa Jayde, Khloe's hot new stepmom, is trying to masturbate but is not able to cum without a big cock! When she runs into Robby in the kitchen, she immediately sees him as the answer to all her horny prayers! While Robby is loyal to his girlfriend, he can't help but succumb to Alissa sexual experience, especially when she gets down on her knees and starts sucking his big hard cock! He eventually puts a stop to it and goes back to his girlfriend's bed, but Alissa follows him to finish what they started! Khloe eventually wakes up ready to fuck and is shocked to see Robby's dick in Alissa's mouth. Her horny stepmom suggests they have a threesome, but will Khloe be willing to share her boyfriend?
What kind of hand is Amirah holding? She loves all the adoration her fans give her, being the center of attention. And who can blame her? This Queen of Hearts is fit, eager, and performer through-and-through. Why the hell aren't our male talent jumping at the opportunity to go all-in for the scene? She flaunts her perky chest, bends over and teases her round ass… Wait, what? No reaction? Who in their right mind would be more focused on the turn or the river instead of Amirah's curves?! I guess she's just going to have to strip down, crawl onto the table, and offer her yearning body up as the pot. No limits. Let's see if our crew will dive in or fold under the pressure...
Today we're proud to introduce the long-legged cutie that is Piper June. Hailing all the way from New York, this twenty-year-old hottie is really excited for her first time audition with us. Piper is looking cute as fuck in a tight pink tank top that's barely concealing her sweet perky tits underneath! Piper is ready to rock and roll, so to speak, and with no boyfriend attached, this sex lover is starved for some cock to suck and fuck on camera! Piper flicks her clit to porn at least twice a day, and with a healthy sex drive, this beautiful brunette has always wanted to do porn after watching so many videos! Piper's eager to show off to the camera, so she immediately pulled down her top to show off her awesome tits! While Piper was just about to show us some more, another chick crashed her audition! Another tall brunette, who could be Piper's look-a-like, Audrey Grace walked in and assumed she had an audition today too! Looks like we fucked up this week since a huge mix up caused us to double book their first time audition! Twenty-one-year-old Kentucky native Audrey came to suck cock and wasn't prepared to share! With Audrey and Piper both eager to show off their sexy slender bodies and cock sucking skills, we couldn't help but get excited by the fact that these two chicks were ready to out-do the other! Audrey and Piper got a little competitive over a cock, but who doesn't love a cat fight am I right?! Let's just say that these two kiss and make-up by the end of their audition--and we can't wait to see these two sluts in action again! Looks like we should double book more often!
O-M-G, Becky! Guess what? It's Cinco de Mayo! Let's get our drink on, girrrrrrrrrrrrl. You do the math. IT'S TIME TO GET TURNT. LIT, FAM. Woooooo! We made it! Wait, what? Oh, wow, look at these GORGEOUS Latina girls, we should invite them over! I bet they love Cinco de Mayo. Damn, look at those curves, you're all looking fine as-- Hey! What the fuck?! We're trying to celebrate your holiday and you get all extra on us? Just because you have exotic looks, big asses, and natural tits doesn't mean you can just waltz in here and- Hey! HEY! That's my sombrero! And my tequila?! You can't treat us like this! Charles, let's get the FUCK out of here! What are you doing…? Oh, my God! You're going to pull out his cock right here? We're leaving. We haven't done anything to deserve this. Have fun fucking these two girls in the middle of a bar, Chuck. Gross. Byyyyeeeee bitches. "Sayonara!"
College cutie Paris Love doesn't feel like going to college today. She decides to pretend to be feeling under the weather while lying in her bed. Her stepmom Alena Croft assumes that she's telling the truth and plans on letting Paris miss yet another day of college to get better. Only, when Alena leaves her room, Paris rushes over to the window to sneak in her boyfriend Johnny Castle to spend the day in bed getting her tight pussy pounded! When Paris leaves for a moment, Johnny waits for her--but little does he know that Alena's come back to give her stepdaughter some medicine! Alena pulls off the covers and sees Johnny's big dick ready to be sucked, so she can think of no better way of getting back at her lying stepdaughter than sucking her boyfriend's dong! Safe to say, Mr. Castle is one lucky dude--but when Paris realizes how much of a cock craving slut her stepmom is, will she be willing to share her boyfriend with her?
Two young teens, Harmony and Kelsey, are out in the harsh Florida sun to burn off some calories and see the beautiful sights. In their tight tops, booty shorts, they're certainly something of a sight themselves. And, of course, girls will be girls. They end up teasing and playing with one another to turn the more boring parts of their trek into a scintillating show - but they need to be careful to hide their teen tits from the occasional passing jogger! Who wouldn't want to see two tight girls fooling around at the end of a long, tiring hike in the hillside? Though all this teasing is making these teens pretty thirsty. Maybe they can find a nice huge cock to drain somewhere on this trail… These perky hikers are definitely going to get a workout as they mount the summit of this particular trail!
The lithe-yet-curvaceous Abigail hears a muffled commotion coming from her step-sister's room… She creeps toward the door covered only in a pair of soft panties and skin-tight top, highlighting her hedonistic lines. Abigail opens the door to reveal Adriana on her back getting devoured and fucked by her boyfriend. As she watches the show, Abigail can't help but get a little jealous of the action. She runs her hands along her fit body, lightly teasing as she watches the performance in front of her. As the two lovers finish, Adriana ventures off to the bathroom, giving Abigail to perfect opportunity to creep in for her own taste of the action… Until Adriana comes back! But maybe these step-sisters can find a way to share? What follows is one of the hottest, sloppiest, and jealousy-inspiring threesomes known to human history. These two will leave your cock, your heart, and your soul drained.
College couple Jane Wilde and her boyfriend Seth Gamble are out at the local diner for a bite to eat. After their meal is finished, Jane's ready for some dessert--and what she's craving is Seth's big cock! Jane takes off her sexy high heels and starts rubbing her cute feet up against Seth's dick underneath the table. Feeling horny as fuck, Jane starts giving Seth a footjob right there in the public restaurant! This college cutie really wants to get her dripping wet pussy pounded, and she doesn't give a fuck if its right there in the diner! Jane's sneaky footjob only gets Seth even more eager to eat out her tempting beaver! While they're fucking around in the restaurant, their waitress Andy James comes over to see how they're doing, but little does she know how much of a sneaky slut Jane really is! Once the diner's about to close, Jane and Seth try to dine and dash, but Ms. James catches onto their scheme. If only Seth and Jane had a better way of paying their bill...luckily for them, experienced MILF Andy is willing to show them how to fuck like a professional! Seth gives a big tip to both Andy and Jane as he pounds their pussies while Andy shows him how to eat pussy properly! Looks like Seth and Jane have now learned the proper table manners thanks to the beautiful and busty Andy James! Now that's what we call exceptional fucking service!
They may be the best of friends, but when sexy Eurostunners Dominica Phoenix, Evelina Darling, and Milena Love get together for a night on the town, they get competitive! The girls take forever getting ready, taking selfies and making sure they look like the hottest girls at the club – then they ask their friend, Chad Rockwell, who looks the most gorgeous in her dress. But they're not satisfied stopping there – they want to know who has the best ass, the best tits – and really, which girl makes Chad's dick the hardest. The girls know there's only one way Chad can judge – they'll have to kneel and take turns showing off their blowjob skills, before lining up and letting him fuck each of their tight, wet pussies in a sizzling Eurosex orgy! So which girl turns you on the most – Dominica, Evelina, or Milena?
Innocent and ripe college cutie Hannah Hays goes to the house next door looking to borrow some sugar. When Hannah notices that the front door is ajar, she decides to go inside the beautiful mansion. Curious Hannah decides to snoop around the house and walks into the living room to find a dildo laying around and she immediately starts to play with it. You see, Hannah's not all that sexually experienced, so when the home owners Chanel Preston and Mick Blue catch Hannah snooping in their house on their security footage, they decide to have some fun! This horny and kinky couple decide to fuck with Hannah as they let her roam around the house before startling her as they fuck in front of this tempting teen! But when Hannah realizes that her horny neighbors are just fucking with her so that they can have their way with her tight pussy, will this be the sugar that Hannah has been searching for? Luckily for Hannah, she absolutely loves being a submissive slut and Chanel Preston is more than willing to show this naughty teen how to suck and fuck like a real whore! After all, they're just being friendly neighbors!
Having recently turned 18, innocent and ripe teenager Haley Mae is one eager beaver. She really wants to suck and fuck all the dick she can get before her next birthday! Lately, Haley's been seducing her mom's personal assistant Bruce Venture who is the one that drives Haley to school in the morning. When Bruce comes to pick her up, he's ready to go--but little does he know how much Haley's been looking forward to showing up at her front door! Haley pulls Bruce inside and while he's a little hesitant to keep fooling around with this 18 year old vixen, he can't help but get turned on by how much of a cock craving slut she is! Haley wants to skip school and just have Bruce pound her pussy at home while her stepmom Alena Croft is resting. Only, Haley's pleasurable moans have awoken the horny MILF that is her stepmom--and Alena walks in to find Bruce's dick deep inside her stepdaughter's pussy! Since Haley's skipped school, Alena decides to teach her slutty stepdaughter a real lesson--how to properly suck and fuck big dick like a real whore! Lucky for Bruce, on this morning he gets to bang two smoking hot chicks before breakfast!